March 19, 2014   1,009 notes

transhumanisticpanspermia:

investment tip: consider diversifying your portfolio with THOUSANDS  OF  BEES

"what kind of return can i expect on my investment?"

MILLIONS  OF  BEES

"but what’s the exchange rate?"

EXCHANGE  IS  NOT  NECESSARY

"bu-"

YOUR  DESIRES  ARE  IRRELEVANT

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drakefanclub:

whoever made these is going to jail. i aint playin games here

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eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

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the60sbazaar:

New Yorkers dance the twist (1962)

the60sbazaar:

New Yorkers dance the twist (1962)

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moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

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theimprobablenone:

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE QUOTE EVER

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I interviewed some deaf actors and I asked them who their favorite actor was, and they said Marlon Brando. And I said, “Why?” and they said, “Because even though we can’t hear what he’s saying, we know exactly what he means.” In other words, his expression told everything. - Patricia Bosworth

I interviewed some deaf actors and I asked them who their favorite actor was, and they said Marlon Brando. And I said, “Why?” and they said, “Because even though we can’t hear what he’s saying, we know exactly what he means.” In other words, his expression told everything. - Patricia Bosworth

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snowprincess-kittykolorz:

pinkhairedtrickster:

lokisherlockfan:

Behold, Empire’s top 50 sexiest men of 2013.

Omg Tom looks like a turtle

dude what the fuck is jensen doing at a 39 are u kidding me

oh god

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mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

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tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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meganecon:

??????

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relahvant:

WHAT IS THIS GLORIOUS CREATURE

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