investment tip: consider diversifying your portfolio with ＴＨＯＵＳＡＮＤＳ ＯＦ ＢＥＥＳ
"what kind of return can i expect on my investment?"
ＭＩＬＬＩＯＮＳ ＯＦ ＢＥＥＳ
"but what’s the exchange rate?"
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ＹＯＵＲ ＤＥＳＩＲＥＳ ＡＲＥ ＩＲＲＥＬＥＶＡＮＴ
I interviewed some deaf actors and I asked them who their favorite actor was, and they said Marlon Brando. And I said, “Why?” and they said, “Because even though we can’t hear what he’s saying, we know exactly what he means.” In other words, his expression told everything. - Patricia Bosworth
(Source: jettrinks, via ofriverlands)
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"